I am here because I am bored and I don't want to do my work. Do not expect much from this blog post. You have been warned.

For a while now, I have wanted to be a Youtuber. There are two main reasons for this.

Number One: Friends. There are a lot of Youtubers that I like and would love to be friends with, but unless I become a Youtuber myself, that is virtually impossible. Unless I creepy fangirl stalk them and instead of convincing them that I am a creepy fangirl, somehow give them the impression that I am a friendly awesome person who just happens to comment multiple times on their wall and/or every video they've ever made. Yeah. The Youtuber thing seems more likely.

Number Two: I wanna make videos. I don't know how to make videos. But I wanna. Because it seems cool. All the cool kids is doing it. And I could use subtitles. Because subtitles are awesome. And meekakitty is awesome. And I am like meekakitty, although slightly less hyper and bipolar and red-haired and tall and friendly with a trillion awesome vloggers. So I could maybe do it, if meekakitty can. Not that I'd need half the subscribers she has to be happy. Plus, although I do tend to get obsessed with something very quickly and then ditch my obsession just as quickly, this is one thing I've stayed with for a year and a half. So I can't see myself copping out on vlogging, once I'd started.

Besides, I wouldn't be one of those pain-in-the-ass vloggers that think that every aspect of their lives is fasinating so they must vlog each and every mundane grocery store trip, or every visit to the dog park, or every walk down the damn street that they make and pack it all into 12 minute videos with obnoxious titles like GIRLS ARE WRONG!!! or Do NOT Eat THAT!!!! or GETTING ORAL!!! (abundant with suggestive sayings, capitalized letters, and exclaimations points, of course).

No. I would be more like meekakitty. Probably. And all my videos would be 4 minutes or less and would have a (relatively) concise point. Because who the fuck really wants to sit there for 12 minutes watching you do boring shit that they came on Youtube to avoid doing. No one but the stupid.